The Phoney War - The
Saudi Royal Family's War on Terrorism; “The Gang that couldn't Shoot
Straight vs. the Apple Dumpling Gang"
June 5th, 2006
Firing a howitzer
November 2, 2004, Theo Van Gogh, producer of a ten-minute movie highly
critical of Islam’s barbaric treatment of women, was shot dead in the
streets of Amsterdam by a Moroccan Islamo-fascist terrorist name
Mohammed Bouyeri. Bouyeri shot Van Gogh eight times, slit his throat,
and stuck a knife in his chest. Van Gogh was an easy target.
Al-Waleed bin Talal bin Abdul Aziz Al-Saud travels round the world with
little concern for his safety. He is worth $20 billion; he is the eight
wealthiest person in the world. He owns part of everything—a chunk of
Citicorp, a piece of Apple Computer, a large share of Euro Disney. He
flew to New York immediately after 9/11 to offer Mayor Rudy Giuliani $10
million to help the survivors of the disaster. That was nice. If Rudy
would “address some of the issues that led to such a criminal attack”
the $10 million was his. Rudy told the Prince what he could do with his
money and New York loved it. Bin Talal has made generous contributions
to the George Herbert Walker Bush scholarship fund, the Louvre Museum,
and Harvard and Georgetown Universities. He represents everything Osama
bin Laden hates about the Royal Family. One would think bin Talal was
marked for extinction.
25, 1996, terrorists exploded a fuel-laden truck adjacent to Building
#131 at the Khobar Towers housing complex in Saudi Barbaria. Nineteen US
servicemen were killed and more than 300 wounded. It was the work of
Hezbollah with explosives smuggled in from Lebanon. Saudi Barbaria is an
exceedingly dangerous place for non-Muslims.
late King Fahd of Saudi Barbaria owned seven palaces, a chateau on the
French Riviera, and two yachts, each significantly larger than the Texas
Gunslinger’s ranch in Crawford, Texas and he wasn’t one to callous his
hands cutting the brush away from the entrances to his palaces or to
bruise his knuckles scraping the barnacles from his oversized dinghies.
He had dozens and dozens of Shia and dhimmis slaves to do his dirty
work. He had more oil than Jed Clampett, little of Jed’s good humor, and
absolutely none of Jed’s honesty. He was everything Osama bin Laden
detested about the Royal Family. Oh, how the beard-one must have been
tempted to reduce one of Fahd’s Royal Palaces to rubble—to bring down
one of the hated symbols of the Royal Family’s surrender to Western
decadence. And it’s not like he couldn’t have done it; he doesn’t spend
all of his time in a cave. For the man who brought down the World Trade
Center, destroying a mere Royal Palace would have been child’s play. How
about it, Osama?
of King Fahd’s dinghies.
October 6, 1981, Egyptian Islamic Jihad, a terrorist organization,
assassinated Anwar Sadat, third President of Egypt. Sadat had made peace
with Israel. The Mad Mullah that issued the fatwa that launched Sadat
into eternity was Omar Abdel-Rahman who iscurrently in jail in the
United States for the part he played in the first World Trade Center
bombing—a nice fellow.
November 5, 1990, El Sayyid Nosair murdered Meir David Kahane of the
Jewish Defense League, an extremist right-wing Israeli organization.
Nosair was acquitted—no one saw him pull the trigger, but he was
convicted of illegal possession of a firearm. Nosair is currently doing
15 years in the hoosegow for his part in the first World Trade Center
bombing. You mean he and Rahman were pals? Gol-ly!
February 14, 2005, persons-unknown assassinated Rafiq al-Hariri former
Prime Minister of Lebanon. Rafiq had offended Syria. People who offend
Syria are often assassinated. At the time of his death, al-Hariri was
the fourth richest politician in the world, his fortune estimated at
$4.3 billion. It has since grown to an amazing $16.7 billion!
Osama bin Laden sent an “Open Letter to King Fahd.” He accused the Royal
Family of lacking a solid commitment to Islam, of squandering public
funds and oil revenues, of failing to implement a viable defense policy
and later (1996) of inviting the hated dhimmi Crusaders into the land
of the Holy Places at a time of great internal distress and
demoralization. The Royal Family stripped Osama of his citizenship and
sent him into exile.
Clantons and the Earps had far fewer reasons to meet at the OK Corral.
Saudi Barbaria should have been drenched in blood, but what happened?
Next to nothing! It’s been ten years and the so-called war between the
terrorists and the supporters of terrorism is dead in the water. Dracula
could have drawn more blood from a Kewpie doll than has been shed in the
war between Osama and the Royal Family. It’s The Gang That Couldn’t
Shoot Straight versus The Apple Dumpling Gang. Al Capone did more damage
to Bugs Moran in ten minutes on St. Valentine’s Day. Terrorists are
arrested and then released; a few are shot dead, Prince Bubba-dullah
smiles and the Texas Gunslinger nods appreciatively.
Osama wanted to kill one of the Royal Family he certainly could have
done it by now. Maybe his heart isn’t in it; maybe it’s too cold in the
cave to think, maybe he doesn’t have Prince Bubba-dullah’s address;
somebody should sent him the key to Prince Bandar’s washroom. It would
be a start.
And why hasn’t the wrath of Allah
descended upon Osama bin Laden? Is the Royal Family that far out of the
loop? Aren’t they praying hard enough? Is there a lack of commitment to
Islam? They should have sent Osama to Allah’s Great Whorehouse in the
Sky years ago. He is six-feet-four, suffers from chronic low blood
pressure, is diabetic, takes insulin, supposedly requires dialysis; may
be suffering from osteoporosis and Marfan syndrome. And he has an
enlarged heart! He’s a walking obituary! Maxwell Smart could have taken
him out in two or three months—Peewee Herman in a week.
* On his way to Allah’s Great
Whorehouse in the Sky?
Theo Van Gogh, Khobar Towers, Anwar Sadat, Meir Kahane, Rafiq al-Hariri,
the World Trade Center—it can be done. It’s time the Royal Family and
bin Laden and al-Qaeda got down to some serious killing. Their phony war
has got to end; hundreds of thousands of innocent people are dying in
the real war with no resolution is sight. The wrong people are being
killed. The Wahhabis, the al-Sauds, al-Qaeda and the bin Ladens must
go—and it doesn’t matter how, time is running out.
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